I’m the Dandy Highwayman

Today I experienced a blast from the past because a colleague lent me some music, which covered a wide swathe of my youth from my very first music purchase up to college days. First: Adam and the Ants greatest hits! I was listening to it on my headphones while wading through someone’s document that needed reviewing. My boss, who sits next to me, looked a bit curious as to why a schema change request should make me smile so I told him what I was listening to. He’s about my age and a big classical music fan, but even he knew to cross his arms across his face in true Ant style, which compounded my smile.

Then there was some Cocteau Twins that was so beautiful and brought back such lovely autumnal memories that it nearly made me cry. Oh and some Siouxsie and the Banshees and … I did get some work done, honest!

It still surprises me how much music can be a set of coat hangers on a clothes rail for the rest of your life. It’s like a filing system – “I was listening to X when I did Y” – and a much stronger or more pervasive linking than “I was wearing X when I did Y” or “I had hair style X when I did Y”. I wonder what music our children will absorb into themselves. Currently it’s stuff from our music collection, plus Veggie Tales. I can imagine them in the old folks’ home in many years’ time, joining together in a rousing “If you like to talk to tomatoes; if a squash can make you smile; if you like to waltz with potatoes, up and down the produce aisle…” and getting confused over the lyrics to We Are The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything (which are rather confusing).

Phew!

Katy will possibly write about this at more length later, but a brief post from me. This afternoon, K, L and Katy were models at the inaugural baby show staged by the local NCT. We went to the venue yesterday to pick up the children’s (gorgeous) clothes and to find out what we to do – no problem until L threw a major strop because she didn’t want to take the nice clothes off at the end of the practice. Huge sports hall with very few people about, so that those who were had no trouble in seeing or hearing us wrestling her out of them. 🙄

This morning I was in the shower when L came into the bathroom and said “I got a beard!” As I hadn’t got my glasses on I couldn’t see well enough to make the beard out. My heart sank as I thought she’d got hold of a black felt-tip pen and scribbled all over her face, which would have been a lovely surprise for the lady whose clothes she would be modelling. K had come in with her and so I asked him what she’d made her beard out of. “Porridge” he said (it was after breakfast). Phew! I was very glad that L had a porridge beard, which isn’t something that happens every day!

The show itself was well run and so on and the venue was good – the normal sports hall floor had been covered up with carpet, so it felt like a proper exhibition centre, apart from the cricket nets and basketball hoops around the walls. J got to take some more photos with the digital camera, some of which came out very well.

Reading scores…

I remember these from school (most of us seemed to go off the scale fairly early on, so not convinced about accuracy, but there!) so when Jax posted a link to a couple we thought J could give it a go.
On the Schonell he came out as 11.5 and on the Burt as 12 years! Still not convinced as to accuracy, but I think he enjoyed doing it and he’s quite pleased with himself anyway 😆

Toddlers, “toy shops” and an activity walk

Thursday = parents and tots as usual, half-term notwithstanding. Most of our usual older children were doing an activity at the Fitzwilliam, so J and K were pretty much alone, apart from a couple of visiting (and fairly boisterous) youngsters on half-term break. After a little bit of English and Maths (amazing!) we thought it would be a good opportunity to get on with painting the wooden fort we were given some time back, so J and K, with occasional help from others including L, tucked themselves away in the back kitchen with large paintbrushes and lots of stone-grey paint – am I mad???
After lots of clearing up 😆 we made our way into town to get lunch, but got waylaid by a couple of “toy shops” (the boys’ name for charity shops, which tells you something about our shopping habits lol) where we managed to pick up a few bits for the Christmas shoeboxes we’re doing as well as a couple of nice books for us 🙂
Today we had arranged to meet up with Rebecca, J and baby R but not decided what to do. On impulse I looked up Ickworth and found (as well as the hideously expensive luxury family hotel) that they were doing a garden discovery walk for children today 🙂 On the off-chance we went along and it turned out to be great 😀
After a picnic lunch and a long play in the park we assembled at the meeting point and were given clipboards, pencils and sheets with a map of the gardens and shapes to find there. Then we walked together past the orangery, round the rotunda and through the gardens (peeking at the posh hotel wing as we passed 😉 ) with pauses every so often for the guide to tell us interesting things and point out shapes for the children to match up and mark on their maps. J was very taken with the steps out to the garden which included a bridge over a dry moat where the gardeners would have to hide as soon as they heard the warning bell which indicated that the Marquis, his family or guests were stepping out into the gardens – wouldn’t want them to have to see the staff, would we? 🙄 As she told us this I was assuming that we were talking about times long past, but no – the staircase was built in about 1900!
As well as the shapes to find we did a mime and guessing game on the stage, a blindfolded texture walk in the stumpery and a colour matching activity in the Golden Garden; it was all very well thought out and the children had a whale of a time 😀
After all that we felt we had really earned a cup of tea and a piece of cake and then the children wanted to go back to the playground, baby R needed a feed, which meant a nappy change, another feed, another change… What with one thing and another we were rather late getting back, but it was well worth it – definitely a place to which we will return!

Tears before bedtime…

…and breakfast, morning snack, lunchtime, teatime… 🙁
L’s tantrums are starting to get out of hand!
Today’s set were, I think, largely due to tiredness after such a busy day, including lots of walking and a rather late night yesterday, but still! We had a tantrum about getting dressed in the right clothes, another about not taking my hairbrush with her in the car, another when we got where we were going (science at S’s house; no reading morning because his mum is away just now) because she wanted the shoes she had refused to wear earlier so we hadn’t bothered to bring with us as it’s a no-shoes household anyway, and then yet another when I took her to the loo to do the wee she was sure she didn’t need (but managed to produce anyway, once she had calmed down enough to sit still for a few seconds). Following that little doozy L had a big feed and then promptly fell asleep for a good couple of hours, which seemed to put her in rather a better frame of mind, thank goodness.
Didn’t stop her producing another couple during the afternoon, but nothing like the same intensity…

Playing away

Window-fitting meant the best place for the children to be was somewhere other than home, so Monday found us visiting friends for the day, including a trip to Wandlebury, where the children (8 altogether, from 3 families) spent rather more time chatting and playing than walking, leaving the adults (3 mums, 1 dad) to choose between dragging them along on a forced march or standing in the cold, getting fed up of waiting… Good chance to chat a bit though – and the dad (not Bob!) spent a fair bit of time showing off his tree climbing skills 🙂
On Tuesday we had hoped to meet up with E, O, M and F, but when that proved impossible the children decided they fancied a trip to London anyway so we caught the train and picked the museum which sounded most fun but also least likely to be busy from a long list of those running half-term activities 😉 and ended up at Geffryes Museum in the East End. We bought some lunch as we walked from Old Street to the museum, then sat in the garden to eat it. When we went in we found that we were just in time to catch the tail end of some Chinese storytelling by a lovely lady who said that she is also organising activities at the V and A for Chinese New Year, so we’re going to try to get to those 🙂 J was entranced by some of the cultural things she told them and by the Chinese writing she showed them. When the other children left he stayed behind and asked lots of questions, then asked her to write out the alphabet for him. She explained that she couldn’t do that, but wrote out the numbers for him instead, and then put an approximation of how to say them so that he would remember that too 😀
Then we did a pottery workshop, making Chinese-style vases. J had wanted to do one on making treasure maps (using lemon juice and special paper) but children under 8 had to be accompanied and I couldn’t accompany them all at once, so he had to settle for pottery too – upsetting at first, but I think he enjoyed it anyway 🙂 The chap who did it was really good and started by getting them all to think about shape and form and then about patterns and decoration. He gave each child a piece of paper and a pencil and we all trooped upstairs to look round the room settings (it’s a museum of the home, so has room settings from different periods) and sketch anything that appealed to them or inspired them with ideas for their own pots. Then we went back to the workshop and he showed them one he had made already and how to get started (rolled out base, then scratched marks on it, brush with water then start to stick on coils of clay – the scratch marks make it hold together better, apparently) and how to make lids (including a bit in the middle to stop them falling off) and then gave them a lump of clay each and let them get on with it. The boys worked pretty much independently, as I was keeping L busy in the creche corner. I think J prefers to work independently anyway – that’s why he was so upset that they wouldn’t let him do the map workshop without me…
Once the pots were finished they painted them straightaway, which I was slightly dubious about tbh, but it seems to have worked well and the finished pots look pretty good 🙂 The biggest problem was that the boys then decided they desperately wanted to get to the Natural History Museum so instead of wandering round the museum a bit more while the pots dried enough to be easily transportable we found ourselves catching bus and then tube with two pots and two lids, wet clay covered in wet paint, on a shoe box lid. Amazingly they just about survived!
Got to NHM to find that the Investigate bit, which was what they had both been so desperate to get to, had closed early that day 🙁 but still had a good browse round the Primates section, talked a fair bit about evolution, admired the Grand Sequoia (and realised it had been a seedling when Columba went to Iona – fairly recent SOTW topic 😉 ) and lost K briefly in the Grand Hall 😯

When we were thrown out of there (along with everyone else at closing time – nothing personal lol) we got the tube to Covent Garden and walked to our favourite eating place round there, Food For Thought , where J chose stir-fried veggies with rice, I chose a delicious chickpea, red pepper and squash bake and K and L had lots of brown rice and a little of each of ours. J, off his own bat, decided to go and ask for a tub to put his leftovers (lots as generous portion) in so he could take them home for Bob (who enjoyed them very much for lunch today) and also that we should get some pudding to take with us and eat on the train, which he organised all by himself as well 😀 He really is growing up!

Home archaeology

We’ve had the windows at the front of the house replaced – they were single-glazed, with rotting wooden frames and cracked glass in places. Katy took the children out for the day yesterday to a local park (not the neat flowerbeds kind, more the trees and long grass kind) with a couple of other families, and off to London to do a couple of museums today.

When the downstairs windows were removed the fitters discovered a scrap of newspaper stuck in the frame. It was from Farmer and Stock-breeder, Christmas 1958! (Unfortunately it’s unlikely to appear as the guest publication on Have I Got News For You? as it isn’t in print any more.) I asked them if they’d mind putting a fresh bit in with the new windows and as I didn’t have a paper they put in a bit of theirs – front page of yesterday’s Daily Mirror, featuring Richard Hammond’s first interview since his accident. Not sure what future owners will make of that!

Upstairs they discovered the weights and other bits from the sash windows that were in before the windows they were replacing. As the previous windows’ fitters hadn’t removed the sash windows properly there was some wood rotten enough to push your thumb through…

Museums, Masks and an Outbreak of Blue

Saturday was one of those weird days that had bits that were so different from each other that it’s hard to remember them as the same day. It started terribly – everyone seemed very tired, short-tempered and bolshy. Going out with the children rather than attacking the mountain of jobs didn’t appeal to me, but I’m glad that Katy’s common sense prevailed over my bad mood.

Despite the setback of lack of scanner we got the children’s entries off to Nature Detectives OK due to noticing on their web site that it was alright to post them over the weekend! 🙂 Because the morning grumpiness had raged for so long, we only just got to the post office in time, and then got into town in time for lunch. When our local Woolworths turned into yet another Next, the only decent cafe where you can get something simple but good like a baked potato is in the library. There are excellent views over the roof tops of the historic buildings, but there are two problems: washing up is limited to wiping the trays, so everything else is thrown in bins. Also, due to the huge new shopping centre development (to add to the two existing shopping centres and the slightly smaller shopping centre development happening just across the road), the whole library will be shut for OVER A YEAR very soon :-x.

Over lunch J asked why Turkey and Greece don’t like each other – I think this carried on from something else we’d been talking about recently. We said that they had invaded each other over the years, and generally vied for being Top Nation like France and Britain had. I told him about France and Britain competing over whether the meridian should go through Paris or London, which led to a discussion of what a meridian is.

Katy also said that Turkey vs. Greece might be due to Christian c.f. Muslim, and how this is an excuse for some people to be violent. We said that Jesus didn’t tell his friends to invade other countries, but to love each other. This wasn’t the same as being weak – he got angry when people did things wrong, but he kept people and the bad things they did separate. Katy said it was like the Nestle boycott – we don’t like what they do and get angry, but we don’t bomb their factories. We wrote to them and won’t give them our money by buying their stuff until they stop. I write all this now as it’s mostly to show how our discussions with the children are often interesting to us and go over unexpected things that force us (me, at least) to test what we believe in.

The reason for our expedition was a special event at the Archaeology and Anthropology Museum, about faces and masks. I’ve been to other departments and their museums, but none of us had been to Arch & Anth before. In short, it was excellent! J said it was his favourite museum, replacing his previous favourite which was the Science Museum in London. Mostly it was the staff – there were extra staff specially for the day, who really were interested in the children and respected them and wanted them to enjoy themselves. It was linked to the Big Draw, and the first thing we had to do was to draw a smiley face on a circle of card so that we could stick it with some blue tac to the exhibit we liked the best. After a bit of wandering around looking at interesting spears and spear throwers, bows and arrows and things dug up locally we got to someone inviting us to draw faces on big paper cups, which quickly became prosthetic ears.

Then the children made masks, and printed faces using stamps that were copies of art from the around the world. Plus there were loads more exhibits: a three storey totem pole, a huge grizzly bear totem pole, samurai armour and sword, mongolese shaman costume, a statue of the goddess of mercy (lots of arms), a statue of a buddhist sage, a huge ceremonial food dish carved out of wood with huge ducks and dolphins for handles, an innuit qayaq (not spelled kayak) next to a polynesian canoe, native american clothes, innuit fur clothes and boots, and an african mask with a face at the back as well as the front. It was labelled a Janus mask, which prompted discussion with J about the god Janus and when I said that was where the month January gets it name from, J remembered Thor giving his name to Thursday. We bumped into a few families we knew which was nice, and Katy had a chat with another mum over mask making about schools and home education.

A Maori sculptor made lovely huge clear acrylic set of carvings, lit up beautifully. He had full body and face tattoos, and a (maori) kilt, and drew maori face tattoos onto a paper plate for the children to turn into another mask. His tattoos took 20 hours (2 x 10 hours with a one hour break in between – mostly for the tattooist) using a needle and a chisel :shock:, with all his family around to support him. The tattoist was his cousin and you have to be a good wood carver before you can tattoo. You get them at puberty, each one is individual, and it represents having a baby (as men can’t have a physical one). Anthropology in the flesh!

On the bus back, J had conversation with Katy and me about money because I think the museum had reminded him of the culture that has shells threaded onto a necklace as currency. We started with bartering, and how the problems with it (trading a fraction of a cow for 4 apples is a bit tricky) led to the creation of money which is in itself useless.

While cooking tea J scrounged some uncooked pasta for everyone, and K turned his face pots (prosthetic ears) from the museum plus some of the pasta plus some sticky tape into a shaker. A strange game was invented while I cooked, involving some tongs from the kitchen, K’s shaker and the remote control for a toy – all of it was turned into a toaster with a slot for the bread (or something – I overheard bits, didn’t see any, but kept them amused for quite a while).

Just in case you thought the sun always shines in this blog(!), on Sunday morning J found some dark blue nail varnish from a box buried in a corner of their room waiting to be unpacked. He ended up with all blue finger and toe nails, K some of each, L a bit, plus lots on her hands :roll:. They were still rather blue at church, which was JMA Sunday where J and the other children his age or older collected certificates from the Minister for raising nearly £400. I don’t think he was phased by J’s blueness!

Flying solo

On Friday I had my first whole day as sole parent for a long time, as Katy was off to London to help sell nappies at a baby show.

After the common getting dressed inertia, I managed get everyone into the car and off to the post office to pick up undelivered parcels, then off to Friday Club. The children had all been before but I hadn’t, so the fear of not finding the place and so on was tempered by finding out what they get up to as I’ve heard about it a lot. It was in a village I’d never been to but fortunately it was easy to find.

There were only three other families – the planned nature walk plus bad weather plus half term may have scared people off. Shoes off at the door led to lots of skidding on the polished floor (this appeared to be normal). It is a churchy group, so prayers and songs first, and the we did a bit about autumn weather via percussion instruments which was nice. Each child had to pick an instrument and think how it could represent weather: L had triangle for gentle drops of rain, K had maracca for wind in the trees, J was heavy rain and we all did thunder by stamping on the floor. As the leader told a story everyone had to join in as the weather did their thing.

After that were slightly disorganised but fun games. I had the unenviable task of dividing a mixed age and ability group with several sets of friends into two roughly equal teams. Then was snack time where Katy’s cooking was enjoyed by all. Next was the main event – the nature walk. Down to the local recreation ground for a walk looking at trees (autumn leaf colours, conkers, seeds etc.). The rain had stopped, the sun was out and the children and adults enjoyed themselves. Back for lunch, then painting things we’d collected (L did some abstract art, K did a good set of conkers and J drew a huge mushroom he’d picked showing all the gills). More songs then home via some playing the churchyard. On the way home we got stuck in the [mostly private] school run. Another benefit of Home Ed. to society in general is that, even when we do drive to things, it’s rarely at rush hour if we can at all avoid it.

Tea and bed solo (Katy was still on her way back from London). I was at last re-united with my beautiful wife who was exhausted after standing pretty much all day :(. Being masochistic I decided to end the day trying to sort out our old scanner with our current PC, so that we could submit the children’s entries via email to the Nature Detectives competition at the last minute as the deadline appeared to have just passed. I went to bed late and defeated :(.